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Tuesday, 20 April 2010

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Selena Gomez And Cheryl Cole - A Match Made In Heaven. Like This One.

In another soul destroyingly mundane Hollywood press release, red hot teen idol Selena Gomez has stated that she would love to work with UK icon Cheryl Cole on a teen driven project.

Providing Cole doesn't go on too much about soccer being the greatest game on the planet, because Selena is no great fan of the English game.

Cheryl Cole has caused a quiet explosion in Hollywood since her arrival, with media attention being splashed on her and her involvement - or not - with Dancing With The Stars' very own Dancing Derek Hough.

Selena said that she thought Cheryl was beautiful, sassy, and just as bright as a button, and that not even the revelation that Cheryl is still only 5'3" would put her off in any way.

Selena said that lots of people stopped growing at some point in their lives, that it was nothing to be ashamed of, and that just because Cheryl Cole hasn't grown any in the last eight years or so, it didn't necessarily follow that she wouldn't resume growth in future.

Cheryl Cole was unable to comment because she was still too furious with Girls Aloud band-mate Nadine Coyle over a series of reportedly vicious snubs, but Sarah Harding told us that she was concerned about European flight suspensions preventing her from attending a bikini show in Milan, but that she was sure that Cheryl would hold it together and crack the American market.

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