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Tuesday, 20 April 2010

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Wynonna's drummer noted that after each concert performance Wy would eat six Big Macs on her band bus.

LAS VEGAS - And the winner is...well it sure ain't big old Wynonna Judd. Once again another CMA show has come and gone and once again Naomi's little girl (figuratively speaking of course) did not win a damn thing.

Wynonna who was once 50 percent of The Judds learned that when you are climbing that ladder to the top you need to be nice to everyone you meet because you will surely meet them again on your way down.

And you can ask Lou Dobbs, Travis Tritt, Andrew Dice Clay, Erykah Badu, Mike Tyson, Glenn Beck, and the Boston Celtics about that.

Wynonna's last Top 100 hit song was the very prophetic "Going Nowhere" back in 2000. Before that she had three songs that did not even make it into the Top 100 including "Come Some Friggin Rainy Day" (#127), "Mama He Done Went And Kissed Me On My Girl Thang" (#153), and "Mama He Rocked My Bottom, While I Rolled His Balls" (#189).

In related news. Loretta Lynn has just admitted that in her singing career that spanned 40 years, she spent the last 7 years lip syncing; even in the recording studio.

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