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Sunday, 18 April 2010

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Demetrious Demetriou, without his blonde wig, on his way to the bank to make a money deposit.

LONDON - The fantastic father and son dancing duo of Demetrious and Lagi Demetriou have literally been all over the globe in just a few short months.

The Greek dancing duo known as The Stavros Flatley Greek Irish Dancers have performed in Shanghai, China's famed Golden Chopsticks Auditorium. They have given Queen Elizabeth II a special performance in Buckingham Palace.

The father and son dancers have met with President Barack Obama and hit him with some Lord Flatleyesque moves, which moved Brobama to reply, "Hot damn, you two fellers can flat out do sum kick ass foot stompin' I sho nuff be tellin' y'alls and dats what I be's talkin' about."

Demi, who is 41, says that he and his 13-year-old son have seen places that they had only seen on the Discovery Channel. Little Lagi, said that every where they go, girls come up to him and ask if they can touch his love handles. He smiles and says okay and then directs them down to his crotch region.

His father laughs and says that Lagi is one happy little bloke boy who will soon grow up and have woman the likes of Nadine Coyle, Pixie Lott, and Katy Perry looking to get into his knickers.

The shirtless blondes have become even more popular than Britishers Sir Paul McCartney, Sir Elton John, and Sir Winston Crumpet the inventor of the crumpet.

But for all of the amazing places they have been and all the interesting people they have met nothing compares to the thrill, joy, and fantastic satisfaction father and son experienced when they met Cheryl Cole at a diner located near Buckingham Palace.

Demi said that as they sat with the famous "Chezza" she smiled at both of them and asked if they would like for her to kiss them. Lagi proceeded to instantly fall out of his chair receiving a small bruise to his ample little boy belly.

And the father could not get the word yes out fast enough and ended up stuttering so bad that yes sounded like he had said yeast, which caused Cheryl to get a rather puzzled look on her sweet lovely face.

Finally both chubby father and chubby son managed to let Cheryl know that a kiss from her would absolutely be quite a bloomingly luvvly jubbly, rumpy pumpy thing it would.

"Chezza" reached over and planted a kiss right on Demi's lips and then turned towards Lagi and planted an equally passionate kiss on his as well.

Demi told her that he would pay the bill and asked her if she would mind autographing his stomach. Cheryl complied with his request. Lagi, having overcome his shyness asked Mrs. Cole if she would mind terribly autographing his winky.

Cheryl grinned and said that she would love to but felt that she could not really write that small.

The three had a good old-fashioned Londonesque laugh and all went about their merry way.

SIDENOTE: It has just been reported that the Enfield, North London duo have signed to star with Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones - The Mystery of The Missing Windsor Castle Moat.

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