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Saturday, 17 April 2010

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A pair of $900 imported Portuguese High Heels which Larry King reportedly bought for Kelly Rowland for Valentine's Day.

ATLANTA - Rumor has it that Kelly Rowland, who along with Beyonce Knowles and Michelle Williams formed one of the most popular black girl trios in music history believes Larry King is divorcing his wife Shawn to be with her (Kelly).

Apparently Larry King emails her at least ten times a day, despite having asked the 76-year-old geezer to stop emailing her.

When Rowland was asked why she just doesn't block Larry King's email from going through to her she replied that she does not know how to do that, and besides, she did not want to block his email from getting to her in case he asks her to join him on his show Live With Larry King.

Kelly is presently down in Sydney, Australia where she is performing on SupaFest 2010 along with other artists including Katy Perry, Demi Lovato, Clay Aiken, Petula Clark, Boy George, and Nadine Coyle of Girls Aloud.

Larry King was asked if it is true that he sends Miss Rowland ten emails a day. King replied that the allegations are totally untrue because he does not even have her email address and besides he does not like rhythm and blues singers at all.

He added that he likes Shakira, the Colombian firecracking belly dancer. King said that Miss Rowland is just trying to get some money out of him like all of Tiger Woods' bitches and Jesse James' bitches are.

When asked if there is a possibility that we may soon see a "GeezerGate" incident come out of the woodwork, Larry blushed and said that he has no comment, but asked to please consider the fact that at 76, he is doing good to find his pecker just in order to simply pee much less eff.

In other news. Lindsay Lohan has announced that she has signed on to star in the Lionsdoor Pictures 'Wizard of Oz 3 - Dorothy Gets Her Crops Rotated.'

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