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Thursday, 15 April 2010

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Price dust engulfs the country sparking safety fears

Businesswoman and model, Katie Price, has literally blown her top after hearing the news that she has not received an official invitation to the forthcoming Prime Ministerial Debate in Manchester.

Speaking at her earlier Price conference Katie was in good spirits, stating "I'm really looking forward to going to the debate in Manchester. I WILL get ALL the political leaders to pledge to get my books on the set-text list for GCSE English Literature. Me & Alex reckon it's about time they ditched that Shakespeare bloke and got kids to read something a bit more challenging and meaningful, like what my books is."

Price arrived inconspicuously at Grandada TV in Manchester in her pink jewel-encrusted horsebox, but was instantly refused entry to the debate. A security guard coldly told the nation's sweetheart, "Your name's not down love, you're not coming in."

Waiting TV cameras caught the scene as Price lost her cool screaming "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM???". The security guard briefly lifted his sunglasses to look her up and down with a look of disgust before saying, "No love, frankly I don't. Now move aside - we are expecting pop royalty any moment in the shape of Peter Andre and Kerry Katona, and you and your breasts are in the way."

A stunned onlooker described the shocking scenes that followed, "Katie Price was the angriest person I've ever seen. She started shaking and then her head started to spin really fast. The friction caused her hair extensions to catch fire, and then all of a sudden there was this massive cloud of thick black smoke rising from above her head. The sky went so dark - I've never seen anything like it!"

The smoke spread across the UK plunging the country into darkness. All flights in and out of the UK were grounded for a week for safety reasons.

An aviation expert said "Price dust will literally blow up any plane that comes into contact with it. We just can't take any risks."

Price was last seen forcing her second husband Alex to blow up a pink dinghy at Liverpool's Albert Dock. It is rumoured she is going to attempt to cross the Atlantic in a bid to get to her LA hairdresser.

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