Written by KendoMonkey

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Topics: Music

Saturday, 21 June 2003

Veteran musician, Don McLean - famous for recently murdered song 'American Pie' - has released plans to include a 47 minute song on his new Album: "Screw Madonna".

The bitter, twisted Acoustic rocker, McLean, said: "We mainly made the song so long in the hope that pop musicians in 20 years time won't even dare try to release an edited 3 minute poor version of the song"

Rap star 'Jay-Haitch Chains' is said to be remixing the track in his new single 'Bitcherz'.

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