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Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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Not That Kind O Damn Plane Ya Doofus!

Pop star and fashion icon Lady Gaga was recognised today as she took her seat aboard an aeroplane for an internal flight in America.

Gaga didn't have much make-up on and was dressed like normal, just a pair of jeans and a tee shirt and with no mask or funny hat on to give her away.

But sharp eyed fellow passenger Dolly Coonskinner from Mobile Alabama recognised the 'Telephone' star right off the bat and asked her if she was Lady Gaga from Noo Yoke City what done the fillem with the Beyonce girl with the homer-seckshull stuff in it?

"Yes I am replied," Lady Gaga civilly. "I done tole yew it wuz her Cletus! the lady told her husband."

The flight passed with no further incident. Aside from a smelly ole fart that Cletus cracked out. But he "purty soon" stopped his "stoopid laughin'" when Dolly done tore a strip off of him.

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