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Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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Robert Pattinson Pictured In Budapest

Robert Pattinson went and put his big size 12s in it good and blinkin' proper when he told Kristen Stewart that he thought Susan Boyle had the voice of an angel and that she was probably a really nice lady once you get to know her.

Kristen Stewart was blinkin' livid. She immediately demanded to know what the effin 'ell Pattinson was on about and asked him if he had a thing about Susan Boyle.

Pattinson said he did not have a thing about Susan Boyle which was just as well, because Kristen Stewart although she had nothing personal against Susan Boyle she would punch her friggin lights out and batter the shit out of her if she started making goo-goo eyes at Robert.

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