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Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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Katie Price has sensationally withdrawn from the London Marathon, after fears that she may have to spend anything up to four hours without calling ex-husband Peter Andre were confirmed by race organisers.

Katie has reportedly been calling Andre up to 50 times a day, including early in the morning before the milkman comes, and last thing at night when the drunks start singing 'Danny Boy' on their way home from the pub.

And cage-kicking cross-fighting hubby Alex Reid isn't at all happy about it. Neither is Kerry Katona, who burst into tears this morning after hearing that Katie Price's suspected pregnancy was being sponsored by Nick Clegg of the Lib-Dems in order to shore up his flagging election campaign.

Reid snapped angrily at photographers gathered outside the couple's home and they snapped back with their cameras. He growled that he didn't know if his wife was pregnant or not, and that he wasn't aware that she'd entered the London Marathon, much less withdrawn from it.

He then got on his cell phone and called Vinnie Jones in LA but Vinnie was down the shops buying a paper to catch up on the latest in the court case concerning Jack Tweed and Big Tone from Chigwell.

An insider told us that Reid had demanded that Katie remove Peter Andre's name from her phone, but she said that it wouldn't make any difference because she knew it off by heart anyway.

Peter Andre said that he is over Katie and ready to move on with his life but Kerry Katona screeched that he was a lying SOB.

Quite frankly the whole scenario is getting a bit messy.

More when we can make head or tail of it.

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