HOUSTON - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have said that they have finally realized one of their goals. The lovey dovey couple have just become the proud owners of their very own restaurant bar named The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill.
The total cost of the new establishment was put on Rob's Diamond Sparkle Credit Card. Kristen gave Robby cash for her 50 percent interest in the bar and grill which is located right across from Minute Maid Park, home of the National League Houston Astros.
Pattinson said that it has always been a lifelong dream of his to own either a tire shop, a manicure and pedicure salon, or a bar and grill.
Stewart said that as a little girl growing up in Los Angeles she would often think about owning her very own greeting card shop.
She pointed out that she is very disappointed that she was never able to get that little Hallmark Card place she has always wanted but she is thrilled with her and Robby's bar and grill.
She noted that The Vampire Sux will specialize in old-fashioned Texas-style barbecue burgers. She said that other menu items will include Armadillo Ribs Sauteed in Lone Star Beer, Wild Javelina (Boar) Meatballs Marinated in Jose Cuervo Tequila, Pancho Villa Enchiladas Smothered in Dos Equis Cerveza, and Rattlesnake Tenders Basted in Southern Comfort.
Kristen did want to note that The Vampire Sux will also offer a non-alcoholic food menu featuring Wild West items such as Jesse James Hot Dogs, Billy The Kid Pizza, Cole Younger Sweet & Sour Tamales, and Sam Bass Bass Brisket.
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