On the back of crying like a giant baby at the stupidity of American school children, Jamie Oliver was yesterday greeted by a Cadbury's factory worker in Birmingham in egg-straordinary fashion.
Whilst on his way to meet the Brum Veg Appreciation Society, he was pelted with what appeared to be a creme egg on the back of the head.
In scenes similar to when John Prescott was attacked with real eggs a long time ago, Oliver responded by tongue-bashing the surprised simpleton who attacked him.
The culprit was dragged away, covered in drool and slobber, by the police more than 3 hours later after he failed to consider leaving the scene of his crime.
It is thought Oliver was taken to A&E and treated for shell shock and yolk on the eyeball.