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Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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On the back of crying like a giant baby at the stupidity of American school children, Jamie Oliver was yesterday greeted by a Cadbury's factory worker in Birmingham in egg-straordinary fashion.

Whilst on his way to meet the Brum Veg Appreciation Society, he was pelted with what appeared to be a creme egg on the back of the head.

In scenes similar to when John Prescott was attacked with real eggs a long time ago, Oliver responded by tongue-bashing the surprised simpleton who attacked him.

The culprit was dragged away, covered in drool and slobber, by the police more than 3 hours later after he failed to consider leaving the scene of his crime.

It is thought Oliver was taken to A&E and treated for shell shock and yolk on the eyeball.

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