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Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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Did she? Didn't she? No. - I have it on good authority that Kristen Stewart did not visit Robert Pattinson on the set of Bel Ami in Budapest. In fact, Stewart never left LA, where she has been making arrangements to celebrate her birthday.

However, our showbiz insider, eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger, informs me that Pattinson was seen out on the town with none other than Girls Aloud and X-Factor babe, Cheryl Cole.

Eye witnesses stated that they observed the couple huddled over two pints of lager and a packet of pork scratchings in a Shepherds Bush pub, quite close to BBC Television Centre.

The couple then took the night bus to Croydon, where they bought a Chinese takeaway and a case of beer before disappearing into a council estate.

Buffty Ginslinger assures us that there is no possibility of mistaken identity, as his contacts are watertight, and if they say they saw Robert Pattinson and Cheryl Cole together on the night bus, then that's who they saw.

He also told us of some very strange goings on at the aforementioned council estate in Croydon, where Al Pacino was recently spotted with supermodel Naomi Campbell, likewise Prince Harry of England with Katie Price. Jack Tweed was also spotted on a night bus trying to get into some girl's knickers but she wasn't having any of it.

Buffty Ginslinger then advised us to be prepared for sensational revelations regarding Wayne Rooney and Joanna Lumley.

Then he fell over a litter bin as he ran for a bus.

More as I get it.

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