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Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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A Triip Through Time For Only $200.00

Hollywood, CA - A stunning new movie sequel using the latest in special effects is coming to theaters this summer. 'Avatar 4-D' is on the way, and it could be the first movie to make $1 billion. The film promises to use all the dimensions of space, plus the dimension of time.

Film critic Roger Egghead from the Shitcago Tribune has seen 'Avatar 4-D', and has given it a 'thumbs up'.

"'Avatar 4-D' is a lot like its predecessor. It's about a primitive planet attacked by greedy developers. Movie goers won't be too interested in the plot--it's the time-travel experience they will be paying for." said the critic

"I forget the plot and everything else. It's the special effect called Time Dilation that will amaze you." he wrote in his column.

Time Dilation promises to send movie-goers on a one-way trip into the future.

"The movie ran for exactly three hours." said Mr. Egghead. "As the movie runs, you can just close your eyes and feel yourself going through the Fourth Dimension. It is the most stunning experience, I don't know how they did it!" he exclaimed.

"When the movie ended, everyone in the theater checked their watches. We all went through the Fourth Dimension together by exactly three hours! Everyone was stunned. A lot of people were crying, it was almost like a religious experience!" said Mr. Egghead.

There is a $200.00 surcharge on ticket prices to experience the Time Dilation. That hasn't stopped people from seeing the movie multiple times.

"I've already seen the movie a dozen times, and here I am in the Future!" said Roger Egghead.

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