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Monday, 26 April 2010

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Ke$ha and Adam Lambert reportedly use more glitter than the entire gay population of Fire Island, New York.

LOS ANGELES - Ke$ha, aka L.A.'s Glitter Girl has said that she will be recording the hit by Selena Gomez "I'm A Cutey And So's My Booty."

Talk show host, American Idol judge, and overall lesbian fun guy Ellen DeGeneres has said about Ke$ha that she is one of the sexiest female singers she has seen since Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson.

DeGeneres went on to say that unlike Britney and Ashlee, however, Ke$ha does not lip sync. El, as her fellow AI judge Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson calls her added that when Ke$ha sings, the words are coming out of her gorgeously sensuous mouth and not out of some recording machine where the words have been prerecorded.

Ke$ha prides herself in not even once having lip synced on any of her 17 songs. The girl with the addiction to glitter compares lip syncing to a woman faking an orgasm and then telling the guy that he is the best lover since Warren Beatty, George Hamilton, or Charlie Sheen.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Sorry boys and girls, ladies and gentleman, and Ann Coulter, but there is just no way on Earth that Charlie "Super Plenamin Multivitamins" Sheen belongs on the same list as Warren Beatty and George Hamilton.]

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