Heartbroken comedian Lenny Henry today poured his heart out to Skoob News following revelations that his marital indiscretions with Merry Chain, 26, some blonde from Yorkshire, were to blame for the break up of his 25 year marriage to Dawn French.
Henry, 29, currently living in a motorway hotel inn, which provides great value for money for a moderate price, confided to us that his entire marriage had been a sham from the very beginning.
Henry told us that he'd always thought that Dawn French worked in a local Job Centre Plus as a claims advisor, and that he only found out through friends that she was actually living a double life as a vicar, in the village of Dudley, then coming home at night and acting just like nothing unusual had happened.
"She even married another bloke there, on one of her days out" a tearful Lenny Henry confided. "That's bigamy that is, and she never said a word about it."
Henry had to fight back tears as he told us that Dawn French must be bisexual - although she never mentioned it - because she'd been seeing another woman named 'Jennifer' and he'd seen film of the pair dressing up together, in full make-up as a pair of fat randy blokes.
Lenny Henry disputes allegations that he had an affair with Merry Chain, while Dawn French refuses to speak about being a secret vicar of Dudley, or about dressing up as a fat randy bloke with her gay mate. In secret.
The Job Centre Plus refused to comment.
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