Nashville - Country music pop star Taylor Swift is slated to debut her acting talents after recently undergoing ruffle enhancement surgery on the popular television soap opera The Young and the Breastless.
Swift, who rocketed to success, is well known for her uptempo sweet little ditties which are popular with young and old alike and are easy to hum along with and lickable.
In a classic case of truth following fiction Swift will be portraying an perspiring young country singer named Hayley Sniffed whose dreams of success have been put aside due to her recreational cocaine addiction.
Her only redeeming quality is her undying love for long-time star of the program Victor who she fantasizes about endlessly repeating his name . . . Victor, Victor oh Victor.