The Taiwanese talent show "One Million Star" has thrown up a competitor for Britain's Susan Boyle and Paul Potts.
He is ugly, fat and sings like an escaped nightingale just like Susan and Paul. He bowled the judges over with his superb voice and now is about to conquer the world.
Taiwan is mainly known for keeping mainland China out, Chiang Kai-Shek, typhoons and karaoke.
The producers of the show could not believe their ears as Lin YU Chin blew them away with a rendition of "I will always love you" that old Dolly Parton classic before the silicone implants were taken out.
Mainland China are obviously aware of the emergence of this mega-talent and are now searching high and low for a "real Chink Boyle" to compete against Lin Yu and think they have found a possible contender called: WUN LUNG SING.
There is a slight problem, WUN LUNG SING is an half Indian tranvestite, too pretty, has played in GAY Bollywood movies, prefers curries to chop suey's, refuses to sing in Mandarin and has not had the operation yet!