Katie Price and Alex Reid have announced that they have added extra dates and venues to their marriage vow renewals in order to accommodate the thousands of fans who want to see them 'get married.'
It's thought that the couple recognised the earnings potential of a wedding tour after opening several e-mails from fans wishing that they could see them tie the knot for the umpteenth time.
Good idea, thought Katie, as she set about having thousands of tickets printed, and booking venues across the UK. The happy couple are to re-marry in London, Brighton, Bournemouth, Reading, Basingstoke, Bristol, Birmingham, Coventry, Nottingham, Sheffield, Leeds, Manchester, Liverpool, Newcastle, Glasgow, Edinburgh, and Aberdeen. Plus some other places, with extra weddings where there's a demand.
It has been speculated that the pumpkin carriage which Katie used in her other wedding to Peter Andre may eventually pay for itself, and that the series of weddings could be extended to include Europe, Asia and the Americas providing the British gigs are a success.
It is also believed by insiders that the weddings will be attended by Brian May out of Queen in the absence of proper Royal Patronage.
Tickets will be available eventually from makemeloadsamoney.con and in all good sex shops.
More as we get it.