Former young, talented and sexy actress Nicollette Sheridan has filed suit against producer Marc Cherry for abuse and appalling action.
At first we thought it was for her demeaning role in Desperate Housewives but an altercation and her subsequent hit and run character death caused the best scene from the series.
The incident occurred when Cherry announced to Sheridan that she was to be cast into a spin off series titled 'Tigers Wood' where she would be the main character in a Golf Condo Complex dominated by horny old guys who chase after young women thus setting the stage for intrigue and frustration. In response to the suit Marc allowed this.
"The news has it all wrong. I didn't bitch slap her she hit me and she is upset because she broke four nails. She's asking for five million a nail." Asked if he sustained injuries. "No she hits like a girl."
Tigers Wood itself is an answer to a lawsuit against the networks who dominate the airwaves with Milf's and cougars thus slighting old guys. Alex Baldwin represents the Tigers Wood contingent.
"We have had enough of being called 'dirty old men' and codgers. What the cuff is that all about? Old horny bitches get a sleek attractive name like cougars and we get codgers? We have rights you know so from now on any reference to men of a certain age will be Tigers."