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Thursday, 8 April 2010

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Alex Reid training for his next bout with Chucky "Lips of Love" Miliband.

LONDON - It appears that Alex Reid and Katie Price may be getting a visit from the stork, no not the skinny-butted Amy Winehouse - the bird with the feathers.

The professional cage fighter, and part time cross-dresser and his glamour model - actress wife were spotted out and about in Soho shopping for baby socks, baby shoes, and Baby Ruths.

Katie was asked what makes her think she's pregnant. She replied, "Well fa one ting. Alex and I 'ave been bonking non-stop fa several munths now, so like dey say, you keep puttin' dough in the uhven, you will eventually come out with a biscuit."

Alex replied that they decided that they did not want Dannii Minogue to get all of the pregnant publicity.

He laughed and said that ever since she announced that she had gotten herself knocked up all of the leading British newspapers including The London Daily Hand-Held Mirror, The Manchester Morning Manc, The Portsmouth Pressed Poster, and The Liverpool Scouser Gazette have run with pregnant stories about Dannii on a daily basis.

Katie said that once she finds out for sure that she is pregnant she will be contacting as many English newspapers as possible and providing them with very graphic and intimate photos of her private parts.

Alex was asked what he thought about his wife's groin goody being seen by millions of males throughout the United Kingdom, France, and Venezuela.

He laughed, grabbed his crotch ala Michael Jackson and said, "Ya know mate, I 'aven't a problem wiff dat just as long as dee only bloke toochin' me Katie girl is me, meself, and I."

In other news. Wales has announced that it is planning on invading Alaska after Sarah Palin made some extremely derogatory remarks about the Welsh people living in Swansea.

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