HOLLYWOOD - "Big Bad" Chad Ochocinco says that he is fed up with judge Len Goodman's negative comments on his dancing.
The Cincinnati Bengals player said that he has tried to ignore the old geezers remarks but states that he is sick and tired of the white relic cutting down his dancing effort.
In fact, Mr. "85's" dancing partner, Cheryl Burke stated that Chad confided in her that after their last performance he confronted Goodman backstage.
Luckily for the British bloke, Tom Bergeron just happened to be walking by and he grabbed "85" by the waist and told him to turn Goodman loose before someone called the police.
As soon as Ochocinco heard the word police he let go of Goodman who fell to the floor causing the crumpet that he was holding in his hand to fall underneath a stage prop.
Bergeron got in Ochocinco's face and told him that he better start acting civilized and realize that he is in Hollywood and not in Detroit. Tom told him that Len Goodman has no patience when it comes to black American sports figures.
He told him that Goodman thinks that English footballers like John Terry and Ashley Cole hung the moon. He then said that the gaytalian Tonioli feels the same way, but in a different sense (wink-wink).
Chad thanked Tom for bringing him back down to reality. He said that he is going to practice real hard with Cheryl and try his best to stop flirting with her and always trying to get into her pants.
Ochocinco said that he wants to concentrate on his dance moves as opposed to his boinking moves where Cheryl is concerned.
Cheryl told Chad that he has to realize that he isn't no Tiger Woods, Jesse James, or that ugly British footballer Ashley Cole.
In other news. Toby Keith, a hardcore Republican, said that he is so disgusted with Sarah Palin's recent "Cross-hairs" comments that he sent a check for $20,000 to The Democratic National Committee.