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Wednesday, 7 April 2010

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I ate as much Easter Eggs As Dawn French

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart sent a message at Twilight to Dawn, that is Dawn French the very big woman who is married to comedian Lenny Henry. Pattinson and Stewart expressed how sorry they are to hear of the split after 25 years of marriage.

Dawn replied to Twilight stars Pattinson & Stewart, saying "Its all right I am glad to be rid of him anyway. Since I ate 200 Easter Eggs on Easter Sunday there is just no room for him here anyway." Stores throughout the UK ran out of Easter Eggs as they were bought by a mysterious buyer believed to be Dawn French.

Meanwhile Lenny Henry has moved out the marital home into a Premier Inn which he is always advertising on television anyway.

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