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Wednesday, 7 April 2010

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Get the engines! Price plans to take over burned-out pier in Brighton

Buxom botoxed blinged-up beauty Katie Price has revealed plans to open her own theme park, just like her idol Dolly Parton.

Chav Vegas will open it's doors to the public sometime next year and will replace the site of the burned out West Pier in Brighton.

Speaking from her daily Price conference the model exclusively revealed, "I was walking along the front in Brighton in a bright pink fur coat and DoG sunglasses trying to avoid being recognised and spat on by haters, when I had this amazing idea. If I open a new theme park all about me then people will get to know the real me and then everyone will love me."

Whilst re-arranging his eye-shadows a source close to Price said, "The problem is the pubic really don't know Katie. She feels that despite several autobiographies, numerous behind-the-scenes TV programmes and reveal-all exclusive interviews people are still not liking her as much as she likes herself. She hopes Chav Vegas will turn all that around."

Full details of the attractions at Chav Vegas are yet to be released, but rumours abound that a roller-coaster bigger than The Big One in Blackpool will be constructed so visitors can get a feel of what it must be like to be married to Katie Price.

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