HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough, one of the dance instructors on Dancing With The Stars, has convinced his new gal pal Cheryl Cole to guest star on the reality dance show and sing her latest hit "Parachute."
And Cheryl Cole, who thinks the world of Derek has agreed. When judge Len Goodman, the crotchety British judge found out he reportedly let out a "What a jolly good bloomin' by jove idea that is it is."
Bruno Tonioli, the Italian judge said, "Hmmm, it looks like to me that somewhere down the road of romance we may hear some wedding bells ring ding-a-linging for Derek and Cheryl."
Tonioli went on to say that he knows that Hough and Cole have become quite close because he overheard them talking in his private dressing room and he heard them mentioning words like "Wow," "Yes, yes, yes, right there, don't stop," "Chezza, it is really and truly the prettiest little hoo-ha I have ever seen," and "Oh Derek, Derek, Derek, Ashley who?"
SIDENOTE: Cheryl Cole has stated that there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that she is jealous of Derek's celebrity dance partner Pussycat Doll lead singer Nicole Scherzinger. She did add that if she finds out that Nicole has touched Derek's 'willy' just one more time, the claws will 'fookin' (her exact word) come out.