Katie Price did little to enhance her tarnished reputation Friday when she slapped an Old Age Pensioner over a parking bay dispute outside a Brighton store.
An argument broke out when a man protested at Price's occupation of a disabled parking space. Pointing out that her son, Harvey, is disabled, Price launched a torrent of abuse at the man and slapped his mobile phone out of his hand when he tried to call the police in to deal with the matter.
One bystander told us that although she is no fan of Katie Price, she didn't blame the celeb mum for lashing out on this occasion. L'Oreal Couloir, 21, told us:
"The bloke was just a nosy old bugger out to make trouble. Jordan had every right to use that disabled bay. I reckon the old bastard just wanted to get his picture in the papers for winding her up."
Or maybe it's not quite so simple. Personal friends have been expressing concern over Jordan/Price's mental stability since it was announced that her ex-husband and father of two of her brood, Peter Andre announced plans to marry former Atomic Kitten, Kerry Katona in Iceland.
It is believed in some circles that Katie Price is still in love with Peter Andre, even though he can be a bit of a girl sometimes. It has also been reported that Katie Price has been seen crying whilst not peeling onions, and probably because of the impending Iceland wedding.
Other people in other circles believe that Katie Price is simply a bit mad in the head. Whatever the truth, it's no excuse to go around slapping old men.
Katie Price still has very large breasts. They are not real.
More as we get it.