LONDON - Justin Bieber, the Internet sensation is excited at the prospect of recording a song with Amy Winehouse, whom he refers to as The Queen of Tits and Tats.
Bieber, who is a prodigy of Usher, Bob Dylan, and Neil Young said that he is having the time of his life with his music success.
Justin said that the song that he will record with Winehouse is one that was co-written by Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough entitled, "We're So Damn In Love, But We'll Never Ever Damn Tell."
The young Canadian noted that one of his greatest thrills of his young career was meeting San Antonio Spurs superstar Tony Parker.
Bieber said that his sports hero Tony gave him an autographed #9 jersey, along with an autographed basketball, and an autographed pair of his wife Eva Longoria-Parker's size 5 Diva Eva Designer Bikini Thong Panties.
Justin said that he gave Tony two VIP front row seats to his May 29, concert which will take place in San Antonio's Colonel Davy Crockett Auditorium.
Bieber said that he has just been informed that The Rolling Stones have signed on to be his opening act.
The 16-year-old Ontario, Canada native has already racked up numerous awards including The World's Top Newcomer Artist of 2009, The English Speaking World's Best YouTube Artist, and The Singing Kid Making More Effen Money Than Any Other Singing Kid In The Universe.
In an unrelated story. Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has stated that the rumors of her being Jesse James Cycle Chick #6 are positively, unequivocally, and emphatically not true. Rice went on to say that she is allergic to tattoos.