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Thursday, 1 April 2010

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Bridge Over Troubled Traffic!

How do the stars of a new hit television show and one from a top movie get arrested right after the TV actors get their first episodes out?

That's what reporters were scurrying around about this morning in Georgia as Ashley Greene, Nina Dobreva, Candice Accola, Kayla Ewell, Krystal Vayda, Sara Canning and photographer Tyler Shields were released from the Monroe County Jail the same day after each paying $1,000 bond.

"It was a publicity stunt gone wrong" is all one photographer would admit. "I'm glad to have escaped, but all the kids were doing were hanging over a bridge. They didn't realize that it was going to cause a dozen 911 calls from drivers down below. I hear they got one call for indecent exposure. That's ridiculous. Some pervert's mind gone overboard."

At least they made it on the news and any publicity is good publicity as they say.

Smarr police now say the actors were released almost immediately after paying a $1,000 bond.

This just in: Nobody knows for sure if Ms. Greene was with the cast. Her name is not on the list of those taken in.

Perhaps she's waiting to see how it goes before she admits to being there or not.

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