HOLLYWOOD - Two of the most under-endowed celebrities in 'show' business, Jon Gosselin and Sean Penn have agreed to star in the Fox Network situation comedy The Little Peckers of Peoria.
The sit-com is from the production team of Ryder Bittermelon and Salisbury Cardoon, who are responsible for such television hits as CSI: Calcutta, CSI: Dubai, CSI: Tijuana, Two And A Half Grams, NCIS: Osaka, NCIS: Nairobi, NCIS: South Pole, and Dancing With The Obese.
The new show will center around the Peckalini cousins, Pecky and Picky. Jon will be portraying Pecky and Sean will be portraying Picky.
Betty White will portray their mother Pixie and Cloris Leachman will portray their grandmother Poxie.
Jon Gosselin was asked if the shows graphic name embarrassed him at all. Jon smiled and said that it does but he has already gotten used to it by now.
Sean said that he is not embarrassed because he believes in the adage that it's not the size that counts it's what you do with what you got.
In other news. Actress Eva Longoria-Parker has just written her very first book. It is based on a historical event and is titled, 'The Reasons Why Sacajawea Slept with Lewis But Not Clark.'