WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of My Life On The D-List, Kathy Griffin, has told Barbara Walters that she wants to date Mr. "TattooGate" himself Jesse James.
Griffin said that she is still somewhat heartbroken over being dumped by Sarah Palin's ex-future son-in-law Levi Johnston, but added that she has simply resigned herself to the notion that yes what 19-year-old kid wants to be with a 49-year-old woman who has varicose veins on her tits, cellulite on her tongue, stretch marks on her clitoris, and freckles on her G-spot.
The possum-ugly red head went on to say that she surfed the Internet and found some very explicit photos of the tattoos that are on Jesse James pecker and she just wants to see them up close.
When asked what advice she would give to Jesse's soon-to-be-ex-wife the Oscar winning Sandra Bullock, Griffin grins, smacks her lips, grabs her crotch, and says, "Get some tattoos bitch. Pawn the damn Oscar. Get with the program. This is 2007, it isn't 2006 anymore. I'm sorry, I meant to say 2008, gosh I have got to back off the Flintstones a bit. Any way, what was I saying? Oh yes, I do agree that Nancy Pelosi looks damn good for an 86-year-old Republican bitch."
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