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Wednesday, 31 March 2010

On the same day that woman n°4 revealed herself in the sordid Jessie James affair, Hollywood is hot with the rumor that recently outed Ricky Martin may be the next to come forward.

Speculation was heightened when he performed a new revised version of his greatest hit "un dos tres Maria" adding "cuatro - cinco!? Jamie"

This could also explain why James has decided to shun the media and hide himself away in a rehab institution. Until now nobody has been able to discover the exact nature of this rehabilitation and the name of the institution. However, sources close to James ruled out the reported sex-addicts 12 step program and instead believe that he is seeking moral redemption and the purification of his soul in a little know Monastery deep in the Nevada desert.

The Monastery is run by a group of controversial Jesuit monks know as the Brotherhood of Holy Bondage and Chastisement. They are sworn to continue the practices of the dreaded Spanish Inquisition and are known to have a replica dungeon equipped with medieval torture apparatus. James is said to be settling in well and feels quite at home.

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