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Wednesday, 31 March 2010

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"Clarey was all set to make a big announcement to the press and was even thinking about writing an expose book about our life together so I decided to come out of the closet once and for all", stated Ricky Martin this morning.

"Actually, I'm glad that's all over with and I can get back to my singing and my life with the kids."

Martin also hinted that he had a new man in his life and that he didn't want to be ducking cameras all the time.

"You get to feeling guilty after awhile. So I'm seeing Bruce Seaman and have been for some time."

Most think that that fact was what set off Lemonjello's threat because he was jealous.

"Funny, the press was always calling me and my music as being a 'crossover' and that's exactly what I've been."

When asked about Clarence Lemonjello, Martin stated that he thought Lemonjello was happy with his new partner, Dick Gaylord.

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