HOLLYWOOD - On last week's Dancing With The Stars, professional baby maker Kate Gosselin finished in 9th place out of 11.
This week "King Kate" who has got to have one of the positively worst attitudes of anyone in the history of DWTS finished in 10th place.
Her dance partner Tony Dovolani could not help but hide his face when the judges scores of 5-5-5 were announced. Tony was so embarrassed that he actually laughed. Kate, meanwhile did not laugh, giggle, or even smile.
Kate gave a stare that could literally scare the hell out of Nazi's, KKKers, and drug cartel warlords. K.G. is a perfect example of a woman who is so used to being in charge and running the show with an iron clad fist that she cannot stand that she is being torn to pieces by the three judges.
Len "The Grouch of Britain" called Kate's performance something one would see in a day care center.
Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli said that Kate looked like a fat flamingo on steroids, except only fatter, clumsier, and with not an ounce of dancing fiber within her uncoordinated body.
And the Filipino female judge Carrie Ann Inaba said that she now sees why Kate has such trouble getting a date. She looks like Sandra Bullock's husband in drag except for the fact of course that Jesse has hundreds of tattoos, he smells like motorcycles, and he has a pecker.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: There are reports coming out of Reading, Pennsylvania, where Kate lives that a local gynecologist reportedly told his receptionist, who told her sister, who told her ex-boyfriend that Kate Gosselin, the mother on the old Jon and Kate Plus 8 reality show does in fact have what one could consider to be a little bitty, teeny wienie, wienie.]