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Wednesday, 31 March 2010

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Pamela Anderson's bottom ended up in the bottom two, but "it" survived.

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson, who is one of the sexiest women to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars surprisingly ended up in the bottom two.

Anderson had received a score of 22 out of a possible 30, which put her in a tie for third place.

Astronaut Buzz Aldrin, who still thinks he is walking around on the moon, scored 4-4-4 for a total of 12 to place him in 11th place (last).

Aldrin, who is 80, apparently has thousands of astronaut friends who are voting for him because even Las Vegas was figuring that he would be the first one to leave DWTS.

When Pamela's name was announced as being in the bottom two, you could literally see her eraser-like nipples turn into a pair of pennies.

She was asked to comment on why she figures she did not get very many votes from the viewers. Pamela stuck the tip of her left index finger in her mouth and said, "I have no idea, maybe it was a gay holiday or something."

The season's first celebrity contestant to go home was Beverly Hills 90210 'Bad Girl' Shannen Doherty. Shannen has the distinction of crying more than anyone who has ever appeared on the show.

S.D. cried about her father which was understandable. But she also cried about her tight shoes, her ill-fitting bra, her awful tasting lipstick, her nose hairs, and her lack of recent acting parts.

After the show Pamela Anderson was backstage and she told host Tom Bergeron that next week she is planning on not wearing any panties plus she will wear the shortest skirt she owns.

Tony reportedly suggested to his partner Kate (Gosselin) that maybe she should consider not wearing any panties either.

Kate looked at him and said "Bite me Tony." And Tony did not miss a beat and said, "Kate, you are one sexually frustrated bitch. Someone needs to bite you, and he needs to bite you pretty damn soon please."

In other news. Anderson Cooper responding to rumors coming out of South Dakota says that he has never met Ricky Martin, much less played tonsil hockey with him.

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