While many fans do not know that they can sometimes purchase sperm from a national sperm bank to have a kid with the donater, you probably won't be able to purchase some at the higher end of the scale. ($10,000 to $100,000)
In fact, the small company located in Northern Mexico is not all that well known.
Still, several such places exist, such as the David Crosby sperm bought by Melissa Manchester and partner.
So several well-known stars do have sperm for sale, you just have to know the right person and where it is for sale.
There is also a much "seedier" side to the sales, as maids are paid good prices for the spotted sheets from hotels where stars have stayed overnight.
The truth is, if Pattinson' sperm IS for sale, he himself may not be aware of it.
Even more amazing is that a local boy, Bobo Handcock of Buzzard Bluff, Arkansas sells his sperm daily, which you can buy for only $100 and he has become rich doing so.
The story here is that Bobo is nearly in the overbred idiot status.
Thus, with all the free welfare programs now being put together by the Obama administration, many women want some of Bobo's sperm, even if married.
The Mexican firm guarantees that 95% of children fathered by Bobo, will be obvious idiots as soon as you can get them tested, and that every idiot is entitled to draw $750 or more a month plus free meds, etc.
At present, a family is limited to four, but still that's $3,000 a month.
At last report, Bobo is a quart low but they are talking to his family and may have three more to bring in as soon as possible.
To find out where these sperm banks are located, the next time you're in Arkansas, slip the hotel, motel room maid and extra twenty and she will probably be able to tell you.