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Wednesday, 31 March 2010

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Some of the cleavage food that O'Brien was able to survive on.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Conan O'Brien, who many remember from when he hosted The Tonight Show before Jay "Crybaby" Leno stole it from him has finally been found.

O'Brien who had been missing for months was spotted wandering around aimlessly in Kirstie Alley's cleavage.

When police asked the tall red-headed ex-talk show host why he had chosen Alley's cleavage to hide out in he replied, "Well, it was quiet, comfortable, and there was always some kind of food falling out of Kirstie's mouth that I was able to eat and keep up my strength."

A Los Angeles police officer Jose Conqueso asked Miss Alley if she had noticed Mr. O'Brien hiding in her cleavage. Alley replied that she had noticed from time to time what sounded like a little whine, but she just figured that it was gas.

O'Brien was treated at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Hospital where a doctor said that O'Brien appears to be fine and he added that the tit marks on both his ears should completely disappear within seven days.

In other news. Reports coming out of Sydney, Australia, are stating that the out-of-control fighting between the kangaroos and koalas has finally been put under control. A spokesperson for the Aussie Air Force stated, "Ya know mate, dat damn napalm shite shu duz work wonders."

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