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Thursday, 1 April 2010

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Robert Pattinson has sensationally announced today that he is retiring from acting as he is fed up with the attention fame has brought him since he appeared in the Movie Twilight.

Pattinson said today "I would rather go out and get pissed, I am not interested in any more acting parts but I will finish any projects I am involved in at present".

Girlfriend Kristen Stewart who also starred in Twilight with Pattinson is apparently furious that Pattinson has made this announcement and thinks he has just said this under the influence of drink.

Was he just talking through drink or is his acting career at end already.

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