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Tuesday, 30 March 2010

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Twilight Actor Robert Pattinson seemed undisturbed after his pants and shorts were ripped off of him yesterday by three female fans, perhaps because he had a lot to show them.

The incident happened yesterday at Maddame Tussaud's Wax Museum in New York City after the very lifelike wax figure of the Twilight series star was revealed. The very next day, he was revealed for a second time as three young ladies took his pants and, seeing the bulge under the shorts, took those off too.

They said they weren't disappointed, but were taken in by police later anyway.

"It was worth it", stated Nancy Woolbright of Trenton, New Jersey. "I mean, when are we even going to see Robert Pattinson...up close..and naked? I was really surprised that the wax figure was so life-like."

"Now I love him even more", stated one of her companions. "What I don't like is those guards taking away our photographs. They would have looked great on Myspace."

Meanwhile the people who run the museum say they aren't surprised anymore about anything where Hollywood stars are concerned.

"We're moving Pattinson behind a glass before his pecker goes missing!"

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