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Tuesday, 30 March 2010

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"So He's Gone For Good?"

Sandra Bullock has announced that her marriage is over and is immediately filing for a divorce from husband, Jesse James.

"He's been all over the news and he doesn't seem to care what they print about him of how it affects me. I've had enough. It's over and probably should have been over some time ago."

Once Bullock made up her mind she apparently filed today.

Bullock stated that this was getting worse than the Tiger Woods and Elin story with more and more women coming forward everyday with their stories. She stated that she and Elin Woods must have been blind or else, just didn't want to hear all the rumors.

The fourth woman who has come forward, Gloria Allred has followed close on the heels of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and has hired her own lawyer in case it goes to court.

A representative for Bullock says that at present there are no plans for Bullock to adopt James children but there's a lot going to be discussed during the next few days.

Finally Sandra sent word that she's sick of reading about her husband in tabloids and "goofy spoof sites", whatever those may be.

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