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Tuesday, 30 March 2010

image for A well known crap Latino singer "Comes Out" and the question remains, who isn't?
Was he or wasn't he?

Well we've heard it all before, Rock Hudson, James Dean, Kermit the Frog, Little Britain, George Michael, Miss Piggy, Welsh rugby players, Irish curling players, Tom Cruise, Rasputin, Hitler, Freddy Mercury, Elton John, Boy George, even Casanova had his moments and now that gorgeous HUNK and Gigolo, now what was his name and what did he actually ever do?

Sing a couple of crappy latino pop songs, swivel his hips, act as though he was shagging long - legged beauties from behind in his pathetic, limp videos.

The entertainment world has gone bonkers with this historic outing of one of the biggest TWATS (apart from Tiny Tim) ever to bless the world with his particular brand of Latino "slob pop".

Proving that the world needs a good bit of GOSSIP now and then to keep it turning.

Well the big question on everybody's lips is WHO WILL BE NEXT?

Or could Sir Elton John shock the world, get divorced from his male partner and revert to becoming hetro or David "BI" Bowie admitting he never had sex with Mick Jagger, what a fucking bore!

Back in the sixties there was a pop singer called Mike Sarne and he quit the business because, and I quote, "there's too many Homos in pop!"

Now were in 2010 and what's new, FUCK ALL!

Homo's and Queers are now GAYS that's what's new!

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