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Tuesday, 30 March 2010

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Bikini clad Girls Aloud blonde bombshell uber babe Sarah Harding today confirmed to us that the rumours relating to her putting her singing career on the back-burner in order to concentrate on her acting are indeed true.

Sarah was delighted to learn that she will again be featured in a satirical news item on scurrilous and frivolous website theSpoof.com because she considers that her potential as a target for satirists has thus far remained largely untapped.

A situation she seems determined to rectify.

Sarah, who has already acted in something or other on BBC1 has told us that she would like to develop her acting career by taking on ever bigger and more challenging acting roles.

Preferably something dark and menacing, like a horror movie. So don't be surprised if Sarah pops up playing Wendy out of The Shining, or Annie Wilkes in Misery, or Topless Vampire Number Seven in Lesbian Vampire Killers 2.

Showbiz insiders consider that this is a wise move by Sarah the bikini babe, and not one to be scoffed at. Primarily because - in spite of her phenomenal pop chart success - she was never much of a singer in the first place.

More as we get it.

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