As pics hit the tabloids of Pussycat Doll Nicole Sherzinger frolicking about with Dancing Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole is probably sitting alone somewhere wondering just exactly WTF is going on here.
Although there is no evidence to suggest that the divine Mrs C and Dancing Derek are anything more than 'just good friends' some sources suggest that Cheryl Cole is going to be spitting feathers over the pictures, having already been heartlessly betrayed by broken-legged love rat Ashley.
Through no fault of her own.
We hasten to add.
Other, more cynical observers believe that it's possible that something far more sinister could be coming into play here. Like a smokescreen.
Many believe that there's a lot more to Cheryl and Dancing Derek's 'friendship and working relationship' than meets the eye, and that a good way to deflect attention from whatever may or may not be going on behind closed doors would be to have Dancing Derek photographed in the tabloids with another woman.
A woman of very similar profile, no less.
Readers can be assured that we here at Skoob News will leave no stone unturned in our relentless quest for lies, fabrications and unfounded rumours.
We leave the last word on the Dancing Derek/Cheryl/Nicole circus with Bernard Bumslappa, a chimney sweep from Pratt's Bottom near London:
"The jammy bastard!"
More as we get it.