Ashley Greene says that she would like nothing better than to stand the media on it's head and announce that she is carrying the baby of Robert Pattinson.
"Wouldn't that be a lark?"
But she also told bug-eyed reporters that she would not do that to Robert and Kristen.
Then who's baby is that bulging tummy belong to?
"A studio gave it to me. Didn't you guys see me in that Swimsuit of Sports Illustrated? Think I could develop a baby that fast? This "baby" or rather, pregnancy is the work of the studio where I'm making a film in which I'm pregnant."
Greene then stated that she couldn't believe what the reporters would believe.
"If I had to do it again, I should have told them that it belonged to Tiger Woods. Wouldn't that have sent them grinning and on the phones in about five seconds."
"Maybe I shouldn't have stated that about Tiger. They may report it like that anyway. Check the tabloids at the supermarkets."