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Tuesday, 30 March 2010

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Neo-Nazis We Said - Not More Bloody Romans!

A thoroughly unscrupulous papparazzi gang were last night offering high quality photographs of Sarah Harding taking part in a live sex show in Amsterdam to the highest bidder.

The gang remained constantly on the move around the West End as they conducted their illegal auction by mobile phone to a number of unspecified bidders.

The shots offered for sale by the gang are believed to show Sarah Harding performing a variety of sex acts with three men, two women, a suitcase full of sex toys and a muzzled German Shepherd dog on a tiny stage in Amsterdam's notorious red light district.

Dressed up in Neo-Nazi uniforms thought to have been brought in from Poland.

Rumours circulating throughout the underworld suggest that Harding consumed nine bottles of premium strength Dutch lager and smoked several grams of marijuana - which she obtained legally in a Dutch Coffee Shop - prior to the show.

We did consider putting in an offer for the photographs until one of our most reliable contacts informed us that the Sarah Harding shown in the photographs is not Sarah Harding the bikini-babe out of chart topping girl band Girls Aloud, but 53 year old Sarah Harding from Handsworth in Birmingham.

The Sarah Harding from Handsworth depicted in the photographs is a known substance abuser who has worked in the sex industry for years and has served time in Holloway prison for shoplifting offences.

We spoke to the Girls Aloud bikini-babe Sarah Harding, and she told us that she was glad that she had no involvement with the sordid photographs but that she also regretted not being the subject of another Spoof!

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