Ever one to keep abreast of changing times, rumour has it that Cheryl Cole will shortly announce that she is reverting to her Maiden Name of Tweedy, as part of her rehabilitation following the collapse of her marriage to broken-legged love-rat Ashley Cole.
Which could be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how you look at it. If you're a fan then it's probably a good thing, because it signifies that she's single again and that you may be in with a chance of infiltrating her underwear.
If you're a website owner, or a search engine supremo then it's a fucking disaster, because people will be running searches from now on for 'Cheryl Tweedy', which means that all the crap you've accumulated with Cheryl Cole in the title becomes suddenly redundant.
A disaster too if you're a Spoof writer - all those Cheryl Cole stories you slaved so lovingly over into the wee small hours in your cramped garret will from the time of the announcement amount to nought-point-nought-nought-zero fuck-all points.
Alas, Cheryl Cole is no more.
All hail Cheryl Tweedy!
More as we get it.