Written by Bureau
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Miley Cyrus

Monday, 29 March 2010

image for Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Come Out Of The Woods & Bushes

Miley Cyrus and her latest housemate were observed coming out of the bushes near Miley's parent's house in Toluca Lake, California over the weekend. They were spotted by a long distance camera but suspected something was up.

Hemsworth made a mad bull charge at the camera guy but since he was on the other side of their own security fence, he could do little except howl a verbal attack.

Whereupon, the photographer yelled for him to say that again only louder so he could get it all on the recorder.

Steam appeared to be coming out of Liam's ears at this point but it turned out to only be a spider web. I guess he got that when they both were back in the bushes.

Did Miley look disheveled? Of course she did. She ALWAYS looks disheveled in those holey pants she wears but I won't comment on the dirt & water on her butt.

That would be a smear campaign.

This is Dan Hilliard of UP2.

Make Bureau's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 5?

7 10 5 11
57 readers are online right now!

Go to top