It's common knowledge that Girls Aloud bikini-babe Sarah Harding will do almost anything to get a mention on a prestigious satirical website such as TheSpoof.com but it appears that today she's really scraping the barrel.
In the wake of a story which related that Cheryl Cole was furious with Girls Aloud chick Nadine Coyle over her perceived failure to offer adequate support to Cheryl Cole during the disintegration of her marriage to Ashley, the footballing, broken-legged love-rat, Sarah Harding suddenly rears her rarely spoofed head.
And she forgot to bring the punctuation along!
Anyway, the long and short of it is that in-between bikini changes and Brazilian waxing sessions, the ever desperate for satirical exposure Sarah Harding, called us literally begging us to run a story saying that she too was furious with Nadine Coyle over her failure to provide adequate care and support for Cheryl Cole in her hour of need.
Being of a somewhat mischievous demeanour we asked Sarah Harding what she'd be willing to do for us if we were to run such a story.
The reply was unprintable, but we can state that it included something to do with a gerbil.
Sarah Harding is furious with Nadine Coyle over her lack of support for Cheryl Cole!
In related news, neither Cheryl Cole nor Dancing Derek Hough have been seen in public for days. Although the rumours persist.
Nadine Coyle continues to insist that it's all a silly misunderstanding.
More as we get it.