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Monday, 29 March 2010

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For the first time ever, a Reality Cartoon Show will be on Fox this fall starring two of our country's favorite cartoon characters.

Amy Winehouse will play "Singer Girl" who goes on a show to try to win a singing contest while her best friend, played by Kirstie Alley will appear as the Wind Beneath Her Wings.

"I like the idea", Winehouse told reporters. "I use these big wings all through the show but I really don't need them to fly. I can have a few martinis and let Kirstie move by really fast on that platform they have her on and off I go into the wild blue...whatever shit I was talking about. Go ask Kirstie, I'm confused."

When asked, Alley stated that she would play an everyday broad that comes into contact with Winehouse while in the Three-Buck-Chuck section of Pissers Liquor Store.

"We become friends very quickly and ...well, just wait and see for yourself. I like lifting Amy. It's great."

The first season will have Homer Simpson, Regis, Mighty Mouse and Paris Hilton dropping by in for guest appearances.

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