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Sunday, 28 March 2010

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"And Miley Was Like - Yuk!"

Miley Cyrus, the singer/actress who quit being Hannah Montana recently and can't stop talking about it has come out against the recent Hollywood shift in standards towards greater brevity.

Miley claimed that there is no place for brevity in either the movie or the music business, and that if she was going to have to stop talking before she'd even got started then there would be no point in starting to talk in the first place.

She went on to liken brevity to 'going for a mountain bike ride by getting on the bicycle then getting off it again without ever riding anywhere'.

More or less as we get it.

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