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Sunday, 28 March 2010

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Any More Than This Is Too Much

Apropos of absolutely nothing, our reporter in Hollywood today told us that Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are all set to toe the Steven Spielberg line of brevity being all and less being more.

Pattinson and Stewart agreed in principle that in some instances less could indeed be more, and that brevity could be a good thing providing it contained the essence of the original.

Hollywood producers are said to be toying with the idea of reducing the Twilight series of movies down to a twenty four second movie for a limited edition DVD release.

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