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Sunday, 28 March 2010

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Can I Speak To Cheryl Cole Please?

As the rest of the country runs out of printable Cheryl Cole news stories, here at Skoob News we just keep right on churning them out.

In the latest unremarkable twist in the Cheryl Cole saga we hear that Cheryl is furious that fellow Girls Aloud singer Nadine Coyle failed to get in touch or offer support as Cheryl's marriage to Ashley collapsed.

Thinking that there may be a Spoof article in it for her, blonde bikini-babe Sarah Harding called us so we pretended that we weren't in for a while before replying to Sarah's second call.

Sarah Harding told us that Cheryl was spitting feathers and hopping mad that Nadine hadn't been slobbering all over her while she was going through a really tough time in her private life.

Nadine Coyle's people responded angrily by saying that Nadine had made several attempts to contact Cheryl even though she was busy working on a solo project in LA at the time.

It seems that Nadine sent several emails of condolence and sympathy, and tried calling on several occasions but Cole was busy on the phone with that dancer bloke or Simon Cowell or somebody.

"Does this mean I get Spoofed again?" Sarah Harding asked us with an unmistakable air of desperation.

No Sarah. It doesn't. We Spoofed you once already. Don't milk it girl.

More as we get it.

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